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john colditz

a man of integrity....a man who's moral could not be broken... a mystery to some and yet a super nova to many.

An amazing person with a heart made of gold. Has a great smile and a personality to die for :-)
john colditz
by likes you November 22, 2011
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John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."
by Kev9876 March 31, 2010
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John Harrington

When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.
I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum December 11, 2013
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bonnie john

A polite way to reference a BJ in public.
Having dinner at grandma's with your brother, you might brag and say "yeah, she worked a pretty good bonnie john before we came over..."
by hellwithit May 1, 2009
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John Carroll

I’m a boy. I am the lonely popular boy. I like this i like that. I’m kinda cute i mean. I do good in school! And i like school i’m not going to lie. I play for long island land shark baseball. So yes i am a landshark. I am mistaken for human but as i said i am the landshark. I like grocery shopping and playing ball with my family.
by johncarroll November 28, 2019
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Saint John

A town perfectly placed in the right location. Hopefully Saint John doesn't turn out like Lansing. The new hotspot for the Dutch and German enclaves with a high acceptance of any other culture as long as they are good citizens or rich. A town Al Capone may have utilized for its location.
Saint John Indiana is a great town.
by Kurt Benjamin June 18, 2017
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Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.
"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"
by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009
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