A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
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A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
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Get the Columbian Toilet mug.John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?
by Mxxgaylad May 5, 2018
Get the 20p toilet mug.The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
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Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road
by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018
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