Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018

by NKAW September 27, 2018

The Dark Army is a term referring to all or a large group of black people. Although there isn't a white army or a Mexican Army, the Dark Army is the most powerful and should not be messed with. If you're not part of it, you can either support it or not support it, however, if you don't support it you will become an enemy.
Oh no, the Dark Army is going to jump us!
Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!
I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!
I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
by AcefluxJordina July 31, 2023

An angel that wants you to fuck their best friends mother as hard as you can, leaving cum everywhere.
by Walletinspector November 21, 2020

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect
Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect
by anonymous October 4, 2023

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.
by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
