Turkey whipped

When one naws on hemorrhoids and or licks up dingleberries.

Hell nah man you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024

The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.

Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude

by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024

Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job

A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job

Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

by THC419 August 4, 2024

Mud turkey

A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.

Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.

by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024