Shart

When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead

Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

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When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

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Sarthak

A dumb fat stupid nigger faggot that is in 10th grade.

i hate sarthak

by sarthakIsANigger May 22, 2024

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The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

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