Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

matthew rustad

man matthew your rilly cool

Matthew Rustad-the coolist man or yung man youl ever meat.

by wow thats nice October 17, 2019

matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often

damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.

by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020

Matthew

Matthew.... typically tall . Dying due to monster poisoning . Is likable but jot loveable.

Oh I remember matthew

by Small mileage man October 9, 2022

Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021

Matthew

A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.

Girl 1: I wish I could have Matthew
Girl 2: he shows some signs to me though.

by Jared I January 3, 2020

Matthew Correnti

A young attractive man with great taste of style. He is smarter, faster, and better than all of his friends at everything. Especially if their friends names start with J, A, or C.

Matthew Correnti can get any female.

by BigManMatthew June 1, 2021