Retardedsyndromemiosis 

An elite form of retardation..

(created by K.Cook)

The young boys mother snorted so much cocaine during her term that her son was born with Retardedsyndromemiosis.

Retardedsyndromemiosis by de la cook April 23, 2010

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

retard wrednesday by rosemarylong June 2, 2010

retard salad 

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

retard salad by kalisz June 14, 2010

Retardasted 

A combination of being retarded and wasted, retards really shouldn't get wasted, but dumb asses equivalent in both social awkwardness and lack of brain matter to retards do. Resulting in a retardasted kid.

Yo that sketchy kid in the union was retardasted, he should be detained.

Retardasted by ThaDuttchmaster759 September 8, 2010

Retarded Surprise 

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

Retarded Surprise by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Retard Defect Disability 

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

Retard Defect Disability by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011

Retardeder 

When someone acts more retarded than they usually do.

Stephanie is acting retardeder today than she did yesterday when she hit my car.

Retardeder by blah888888 September 9, 2011