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I have a gold fish 

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.
Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
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chimney fish 

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time
Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?
chimney fish by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Disco fish 

n- a flaming homosexual fish that can only be caught by means of glittery lures and/or bait.

v- one must be bamboozled either by mad hatter and or paralyzing amounts gin or scotch on the rocks while shipwrecked in the channels of the Gulf of Mexico.
1. Man, I got Disco Fished last night.

2. Big Pony is an angler of Disco Fish.

3. We recommend a pinot grigio with your Disco Fish.

4. His hobbies include; getting hatterized, wearing purple or argyle sweaters and playing tummy sticks with friends.
Disco fish by Simma-donna December 29, 2011

Nipple Fish 

(Pygocentrus Nippleri) The Pink Bellied Piranha, a.k.a. the Nipple Fish, is native to the Amazon River and remote regions of the southern tip of the continent of South America as well as Southern Central America.

The Nipple Fish is known as the nipple fish for two reasons, namely for attacking and latching onto the nipples of nearby mammals that enter the water and for the pink "nipple-esque" color of their underbellies.
"Those Nipple Fish are some nasty little fuckers. They'll latch on and wont let go unless you kill them."

"Tom was drowned by a group of Nipple Fish. Be careful, if you see a piranha, you better hope its a red bellied piranha. They'll just kill you.
Pink bellies- now they'll take you down slow. Starting with the nipples."
Nipple Fish by phileeope January 1, 2014

Pocket Fish

A kick-ass punk band formed in Central NH
"Man, Pocket Fish is the coolest punk band ever!"

neon fish 

"Don't be such a neon fish, dude!"
neon fish by Kitsune Thunder April 26, 2017