this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.
Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancingeye goddess... i must be with her now!
something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A ChristmasStory"
Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...
'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.
Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea
"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye