Westphalia Twat Waffle 

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

Westphalia Twat Waffle by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

Puritan twat 

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

Puritan twat by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020

hotter than a hogs twat 

means its really hot

"its hotter than a hogs twat out here!"

hotter than a hogs twat by cray cray McGray April 5, 2014

twot twas twat 

Irish for what was that.

Twot twas twat ya hog knob, me pot of gold?

twot twas twat by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

ginger twit twat 

A ginger twit who loves Kit Kats

Person 1: Yoooooo that ginger twit do be eating a lot of Kit Kats
Person 2: Yeah they're basically the definition of a ginger twit twat.

ginger twit twat by pencilwizard11 May 11, 2021

old man twat 

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.

"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"

old man twat by gluesniffer December 22, 2004

Carrot Twat 

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

Carrot Twat by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008