the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Down Stockholm Syndrome

Down Stockholm Syndrome is a term of definition used to define societal dysfunction, The term "Down Stockholm Syndrome" is commonly found in causal reform advisory glossaries that are politically incorrect and unfair to nice people in that way.

A term that could be unfair to nice people who suffer enough categorisation already.

Post industrial society got a bad case of "Down Stockholm Syndrome" efforts to form a penal civilisation failed miserably.

"Why are they headless hen pecker dancing?" Asked Pip "oh they are just trying to form a little penal hierarchy" Said a passing Cyclist.

by Causal Reformative January 11, 2025

meditation sticks

/ˌmed.əˈteɪ.ʃən stɪks/

def.: another term for cigarettes

Scott: yo, you got any meditation sticks on you?
Dylan: yeah, here take a couple

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026

Piss sticks

Piss sticks is a new "expression" when something don't go well. Instead of "damn" or anything else, it's a very fun way to say it !

"Awww piss sticks, i forgot my wallet at home"

by Sweetiekitty March 4, 2026

Droppin stacks

To spend a significant, often exorbitant, amount of money in a single transaction or over a very short period. Usually involves physical bundles of cash (stacks) or high-limit credit cards, and is typically done to show off one's wealth, status, or success. It implies a "no-budget" mindset where the cost is irrelevant to the flex.

“We went to the dealership just to look, but Michael ended up droppin stacks on a new Porsche 911 “

by FMCL March 14, 2026

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025