Plane Stains 

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.

"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"

Plane Stains by nickacorn July 24, 2015

ket stains 

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

ket stains by Pring1e October 8, 2015

shit-stained ballz 

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".

Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"

shit-stained ballz by Dunkin D April 22, 2016

squirt stains 

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

squirt stains by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

Spray Staining 

When you nut into a fan, spraying the jizz everywhere and Staining everything.

chad couldn't stop Spray Staining at the party last night! It's gonna take me hours to clean.

Spray Staining by Llama66 October 15, 2019

Spray Staining 

When you nut into a fan and it goes everywhere, Staining everything.

I'm so pissed, Chad wouldn't stop Spray Staining at the party last night!

Yo Brad, me and Chad are going Spray Staining tomorrow, wanna come?

Spray Staining by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Kaka stains 

Kaka stains or skid marks are residual shit from the ass or an insulting name, Kaka means shit in the language of the moari (native people of new Zealand.)

Fuck up cunt, at least I don't have Kaka stains in my undies or, oi Kaka stains! Get over here

Kaka stains by Big chod October 25, 2019