10th January 

When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain

Isn’t he born on the 10th January?
Yeah he is hence he’s handsome and kind

10th January by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022

Dry January 

Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.

"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"

Dry January by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022

Jostle Joystick January 

This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.

“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”

“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”

“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”

“Fuuucckkk bro”

Jostle Joystick January by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018

Redeem Yourself January 

When you failed nnn november 1st and you redeem yourself by not nutting for the whole january

Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january

Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn

Redeem Yourself January by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019

21 january 

National fucking die day, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yigga:“It’s time to January 21”
Higga:“Oh god not again”
And then he committed 21 January

21 january by Gaymanowo January 22, 2020

Just Jesus January 

In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.

"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"

"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR

"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"

Just Jesus January by Pseudonymous Smosh December 3, 2018

24 January 

The day when the most beautiful girls are born.

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

24 January by Pandisz November 24, 2020