13th January & September
13th January & September by Not Yichao January 13, 2022
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10th January
When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain
10th January by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022
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Dry January
Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Dry January by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022
Jostle Joystick January
This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
Jostle Joystick January by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
Redeem Yourself January
Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january
Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january
Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn
Redeem Yourself January by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019
Just Jesus January
In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.
"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"
"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR
"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"
"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR
"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"
Just Jesus January by Pseudonymous Smosh December 3, 2018