January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022

January 13

Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is

Oh it’s January 13

Oh go admire Jayden

by XenxBTW January 13, 2021

January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.

-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20

by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020

January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022