faile

(slang) describes a failure so bad that the pupil cannot be helped

Jenny: " It takes 27 months to have triplets "
Ben: "You are a faile"

by Jumogu September 28, 2015

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011

fucking failure

yoshmer isaiah wiggins

1. yea, he’s a fucking failure. 2. what a fucking failure

by blackguy September 22, 2021

failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

by Jaremaing July 13, 2009

failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010

Failtroll

fails at trolling, and all trolling related subjects, normally resorts to stalking people over facebook

their IRL job is normally something internet related............
example, selling knives

Tony Johnson is a Failtroll
that is all

by rooflesscircusisshite June 18, 2011

Failkin

A term on the online game World of Warcraft that is used to mainly describe a Druid (class) with a Balance specialization that is doing something very wrong, not paying attention
or just doing stupid things that is easy to avoid.

An example of this is a Balance Druid named Knoemd ,on the European server Doomhammer, that is regularly attacking stuff and getting other WoW players killed and also asking questions about stuff that has been answered 5 seconds before in a chat room and he can be called a failkin

by Captain Awesome! January 5, 2011