When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".
by Jeff Bee August 13, 2007
by Light Joker August 18, 2004
During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.
Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye
by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010
Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^
by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009
by sexxxxxxxxx089 November 12, 2009
Someone who is extremely attractive, but has really no personality. In fact they have so little personality it is comparable to a potato hence the name.
Me: Ben is a pretty little potato.
Friend: What is a pretty little potato?
Me: You know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.
Friend: What is a pretty little potato?
Me: You know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.
by jchisel September 01, 2012
One of the best fucking appetizers on the planet. Basically just the outer skin of a potato filled with stuff like cheese, bacon, and/or chives. Top it with sour cream and boom.
by sex_penis May 28, 2020