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Goose Barnacle

Man,They're are alot of Goose Barnacles in here!
by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010
mugGet the Goose Barnaclemug.

Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.
Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye
by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010
mugGet the Mashed Potato Johnsonmug.

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