Goatboy35 

Goatboy35 is the biggest chad around with an estimated IQ ranging in the genius range Mensa range. Additionally he is also a famous inventor and wordsmith constructing ideas that even the Gods would proud of. He is often called quite charismatic and is often seen stabbing little niggers and raping priests with vaginas. Additionally he is an epic gamer and you see him on steam. Some may call him psychopathic or sociopathic but they are wrong, everything he seemingly does that's malicious is in self defence, such as giving little roblox kids viruses and spamming faggots online. Goatboy35 is also the born leader of the Ku Klux Klan and is a proud hero of the Nazi order, slapping down minorities and little shitskin niggers on a daily basis. If you read this I hope Goatboy35 touches you and in the end you praise his name and worship his masculine accent every day. We must praise our elite God Goatboy35 every day.

Black man: Sir you don't have enough money for the movies.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.

Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.

Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.

Goatboy35 by White Swastika September 17, 2019

Goated

Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.

Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro

Goated by Pyroshank September 22, 2019

Goatfucked 

previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.

goat + fucked

the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.

literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.

reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."

Goatfucked by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012

goatse 

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

goatse by therebel56 August 14, 2011

The Mountain Goats 

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.

"Have you heard the new The Mountain Goats album?"

"Nah Man"

"Check it out it's sweet"

The Mountain Goats by The Eleventh Doctor November 29, 2009

blows goats 

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

blows goats by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

goatjo 

A way people describe gojo when exposing the fraud that is sukuna, the fraudulent one.

Fraudkuna: save me mahoragah chan, Goatjo is too strong!

goatjo by Lolfjghhj July 31, 2023