Washington State University 

Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU...

The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree.
Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies!

Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle?

THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!

Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use!

If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU

Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU.

Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!!

Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other.

Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great!

Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else.

Billy: Awesome I love period blood. What's it from, I thought only guys lived here?

Doyle: They do silly, thats from the girls at WSU, they can't refrain from having sex while they are on their period so they come to the Frats in hopes of getting laid. That's how AIDS was invented Billy!

Billy: Wow, I didn't know WSU had so much history behind it.

Washington State University by JJ, Chucky Finst September 16, 2009

University of Texas 

the largest university in Texas. Due to the 10% rule and relatively good academics, many high school seniors apply here as a safety school. It is probably the largest safety school in the South because they weren't able to get into a private, often Ivy League, school instead.

Student: Hey where are you going to school next year?
Future Texas student: Well, I didn't get into MIT or Yale, so i guess I'm headed to the University of Texas. At least they have a good football team...

University of Texas by Jane26 November 8, 2006

Palm Harbor University High School 

Palm Harbor University High, Florida. The West side of FL, otherwise known as the rich side of FL. a preppy prep school where rich kids pretend they're not rich and poor kids pretend they're rich. alot of drug use and alot of joking about being gay, which 60% of the school most likely is. 90% of the school owns polo shirts in at least 6 colors. Place full of fags with with tight pants, gay hair, and republicans. Fights are pushing each other. Girls are teases and guys are fake. Hell on Earth. Almost nothing positive comes from it. The few girls who are actually good looking are dumber than a box of rocks, and further prove that girls want the guy who will treat them the most like shit over the one who won't. Everyone there acts like they are non-conforming or unique, or whatever the fuck they like to believe, despite it being far from reality. Oh, Did i mention that the football team starts off good then breaks under pressure?

look at the fag with the cat ears. bet he goes to palm harbor university high school.

Palm Harbor University High School by ROfljohn September 30, 2010

Woodbury University 

A college in Burbank, California. They operate sims in Second Life where they also have a group with over 500 members. The group in Second Life has be subject to allot of controversy for harboring griefers and trolling other residents. Their original sim "Woodbury University" was destroyed by Linden Labs in 2007.

Woodbury University members.

20:00 Eiyahn Andel: i cannot maek cube
20:00 Stephie Dawes: You need to be in the group.
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
20:00 Eiyahn Andel: i dont know how to join, all ive ever done is griefing/sim crashing not group stuff
20:01 Stephie Dawes: lol
20:01 Nidol Slazar: rofl

Woodbury University by /k/k/ March 22, 2010

Cambridge University 

The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.

They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.

Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.

Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.

Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."

"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"

"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."

"Cambridge University has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."

Cambridge University by TheMasterLOLUMAD? October 18, 2013

Duke University 

An institution of learning which touts itself as being one of the best universities in the country. Also famed for its importunate insulting of The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which, despite being a public institution that doesn't charge a small fortune in tuition and does not include a minumum of 4 legacy connections as a requirement for admission, maintains a similarly high academic caliber. Employer of Mike Krzyzewski, possibly the spawn of Satan and facilitator of the massacre of his team on their beloved J.J. Redick's senior night, where a primarily first-year UNC roster schooled the player who Duke likes to think is God's gift to basketball. Redick, in true champion style, proceeded to cry like the Dookie that he is, because when a Duke student doesn't get what they want, they only need cry about it and either Mommy, Daddy, or their frat brother will come save them.

Friends don't let friends go to Duke University.

How many Duke University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to crack under the pressure.

Duke University by UNC>Duke December 9, 2008

Ryerson University 

Ryerson University is the go-to school for students who want to go to school in Toronto but weren't accepted to the University of Toronto.

UofT Student: Did you get any internship opportunities for this summer? I'm going to be interning at J.P Morgan!
Ryerson University Student: Yeah, I'm interning to be a bank teller at CIBC. #imbetterthanyou #ryersondecagoals

Ryerson University by Eric Bradshaw May 27, 2017