Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.

Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders

by GoodinBed December 13, 2025

Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.

I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl

by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026

Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)

Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."

by jew_bastard January 20, 2026

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012