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To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
by DrFK October 04, 2011
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I've been jabbed
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