Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
by Pussyeater121 June 01, 2017
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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 02, 2010
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Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.
Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.
by Gmsisd January 17, 2017
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salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse
one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches
by R-LACK January 09, 2010
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Sleeping Bag For Sausages

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 02, 2020
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Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...
"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
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Buy sausage

Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.
"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
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