Crusty Potato 

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

Crusty Potato by nunya May 13, 2005

California potato chips 

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

California potato chips by DiZhavano March 3, 2018

Pounding Potato Sack

(V.) it is when a man dips his sack into a woman's mouth repetively. Causing the woman to choke, gag or sometimes, maybe even cause death.

If lucy was a sleep right now woooo weeee would i give her a Pounding Potato Sack .
Tom: mike was getting a shower so i grabbed his girlfriend cindy and gave her a fucking Pounding Potato Sack!
Jon: NUT UH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE?!
Tom: yeah no lie.
Jon: Well where is she at now?
Tom: The bottom of an ocean.

Pounding Potato Sack by gamlet bandit December 20, 2006

smashed potato 

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

smashed potato by Nigger jones February 1, 2017

Mr. Potato Head 

The latest victim of cancel culture

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

Mr. Potato Head by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Desk Potato 

One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.

Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.

Desk Potato by someoneouthere September 13, 2008

slutty potato 

An ugly girl who sleeps around with guys and gets baked(high) all the time

1st girl - Is she getting baked again!
2nd - yeah! What a slutty potato!

slutty potato by MaowAm July 9, 2014