Twice Baked Potato

When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".

I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.

by Jeff Bee August 15, 2007

All (that) meat and no potatoes

Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase)

Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes.

by Light Joker August 17, 2004

Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009

creamed potato

when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man

Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato

by sexxxxxxxxx089 November 12, 2009

Pretty Little Potato

Someone who is extremely attractive, but has really no personality. In fact they have so little personality it is comparable to a potato hence the name.

Me: Ben is a pretty little potato.
Friend: What is a pretty little potato?
Me: You know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.

by jchisel September 1, 2012

semi-warm potato

Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...

Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."

by Tralsted August 29, 2017