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Tube of Ice Cream 

Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.
Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.
Related Words

Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

Soviet Ice Bomb 

A drink consumed by heroes, legends and champions alike. Renown for its abilities to make those who drink it smarter, sexier, 10 ft tall and bullet proof.

Ingredients: ½ shot Blue Curacao ½ shot Parfait Amour in a shot glass which in then dropped into a pint glass of Lemon Ruski. See also 'The Tyson Shot'.

OK! Lets get wasted, who wants a Soviet Ice Bomb?
Soviet Ice Bomb by Captain Roger February 6, 2003

break the ice 

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.
"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."
break the ice by Mace December 26, 2007

Natural Ice 

5.9% alc, cheap, tastes like water.
"Most bang for the buck!"
Here is eight bucks. Go grab a a couple sixers of the talls of Natural Ice and some Jalepeno Chips. Bring me back the change.
Natural Ice by Barley70 April 15, 2008

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck 

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.