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breasticles 

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
breasticles by Nick March 29, 2004
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breasticles 

testicles with nipples on them
dude thats gross hes got breasticles
breasticles by steevin June 2, 2007

breastums 

That girl has some really nice breastums!
breastums by mchedester October 19, 2007

Breasticles 

. Manboobs
. Erected nipples
. Shaggy breasts (Female)- 'It resembles testicles'
. Torpedos
"What a good Daddy, he can use his breasticles feed tha baby while Mama's busy on her manjina."
Breasticles by Lil Tankstar November 28, 2009

breastesist 

being of or similar to a breast or "boob"; an irritating or simply irratating neadrathol; anthony; shelby.
oh my god shelby was being such a breastesist today when she knocked micheals apple out his hand.
breastesist by THE tatter tot January 17, 2011

breasted chicken 

Pressing one's exposed scrotum up against a glass door or window for others to view.
Trevor was disappointed by his pay raise, and decided to treat the board meeting to his breasted chicken.
breasted chicken by unit1of1 March 13, 2014

beast on 

To give someone a hard time undeservedly; to pick on someone. I hear it used this way 100 times per day in the South Bronx (Hunts Point/Longwood area to be precise. I teach 8th grade there.)
"Terrell, sit down and do the test or you're off to see the dean!" "Mistuh, you beastin'! I was just getting up to sharpen my pencil!"
beast on by T. D. Hughes March 31, 2005