Trevor was disappointed by his pay raise, and decided to treat the board meeting to his breasted chicken.
by unit1of1 March 04, 2014
Contrary to popular belief, Kombucha DOES NOT refer to a variety of oolong tea. It is, in fact, an archaic term referring to the externally visible portions of a female's genitals. The term was popularly used in the Victorian era by Ladies in London's High Society to refer to their ungroomed, if not exceedingly hairy, 'nether regions'.
"Ohh, Mr. Darcy! Will you do me the honor of sniffing my Kombucha?" Implored Elizabeth, once Jane had left them alone together for a moment in the Conservatory.
Darcy knelt, took in a deep whiff and then after a long pause, punctuated only by the delightful song of a caged canary, replied, "Hmmm! It's sweeter than I expected, almost fruity!"
Darcy knelt, took in a deep whiff and then after a long pause, punctuated only by the delightful song of a caged canary, replied, "Hmmm! It's sweeter than I expected, almost fruity!"
by unit1of1 July 25, 2014