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Hairy booger

I don't like to eat hairy booger. I want it shaved.
by Mattcmc2003 October 17, 2018
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eye booger

When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.
"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"
by $kylar156 June 6, 2019
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Belly booger’s

The collection of particles that have formed a hard but malleable substance in your belly button.
What is that..... do you have a belly booger’s!!!!
by Membersofthevulturerun July 7, 2019
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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.
”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019
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Dick booger

The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating
Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting
by Dickbooger.net July 25, 2019
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Nudie Boobies

Pictures of someone naked sent on a telephone
Omg!! Did you know Sarah sent Nudie Boobies
by Stephane Boobs October 14, 2019
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