wtfjh

What the fuck just happened?

Use as needed.

Man1: dude i got a new car today!! :D
Man2: oh really what kind?
Man1: No, I don't, thats disgusting!
Man2: wait... what? I just asked what kind of car it was.
Man1: Oh my god! You sick jerk! *signs off*
Man2: ...
Man2: wtfjh

by BDZ292 March 7, 2010

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?

Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

by W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? July 11, 2017

Wtf

Of course there is only one known definition of the phrase Wtf and that, of course is Wilbur, that frigg-nugget.

Ellie: OMG WTF!

Jessica: Who’s Wilbur?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

wtf dream

A dream that's so out there that when you wake up, the first thing you think of is "WTF?!?"

Person A: "I had a wtf dream last night! I somehow walked out of my house and the Titanic was in my backyard sailing across!"

Person B: "WTF?!?"

by Ras-Man March 28, 2009

WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

WTTCA

welcome to the conversation asshole

think about it!!! someone isnt paying attention, and you have said something 100 gabillion times!!

by steve k November 7, 2004

wtfhwt

What the fucking hell was that?

*there's an old lady walking with a MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE shirt*
Dude 1: Look, there.
Dude 2: WTFHWT?!
Dude 1: Ermmm. *shrugs*

by tasteforsuicidal January 9, 2008