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Turd wrangler

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.
Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!
by PilotMike April 2, 2005
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wrangler

A hot, sexy woman over 25 who knows how to attract and manage lovers, no matter age or motherly status
Her? Not yo mama, but she sure is one hot wrangler.
by SophieD July 26, 2015
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Turd wrangler

One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo

in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate
"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"

"dude your such a turd wrangler"

"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"

"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"
by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006
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wrangle

to wrangle; a verb used to describe two guys roaming around on a college campus looking for chicks to bring to a party. Typically the wrangling is done by a couple guys in a fraternity. The word was brought about by refering to a group of girls as a 'herd' of girls. The word wrangle was first used by the brothers of Zeta Beta Tau, Kappa Nu Kappa Chapter of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute.
Me and John are gonna go wrangle some bitches for the party, we'll be back soon!

Hey Mitch, there a herd of chicks over there! Lets go wrangle them!
by Steve Sayers August 29, 2006
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piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.
Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor
by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008
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Wrangler

A male that has sex with his bar conquests in rodeo fashion shortly after meeting them.

A sexual partner that gets right down to business.
Damn Ira, you're a Wrangler. That girl was ready for just about anything after that last round of shots.

Wrangle on son, she's a goer. Take that down.
by TheSon April 15, 2009
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wranglers

A brand of jeans that are typically worn so tight that they tend to reveal contours of the body that aren't meant to be seen - ie. cameltoe
The man's pants were so form-fitting, I knew at first glance they must be wranglers.
by suzyq April 8, 2004
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