A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
by angrymuppet August 30, 2011
Get the Merge Weasel mug.Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.
by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019
Get the garbage weasel mug.Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.
cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend
cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend
by Hanban March 13, 2005
Get the Weasel Tamer mug.When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021
Get the Greased weasel mug.Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.
by RHP4 December 31, 2010
Get the Weasel Greaser mug.by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006
Get the bleed the weasel mug.A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
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