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Soggy Walrus

When you cum into a girl's mouth, and while it's still in her mouth you tickle her, causing the cum to squirt out of her nose
The definition of soggy walrus is the perfect example
by Lorenzoistheshit December 16, 2008
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foaming walrus

when a girl is giving a guy head and right as he cums he punches her in the stomach so the cum comes out of her nose in two streaks looking like walrus tusks
"Dude, I gave her a foaming walrus and little Bobby took a picture and put it all over the internet"
by SlimJimmy March 7, 2004
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White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose
Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.
by Dave April 12, 2005
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Purple Walrus

Last night, that guy whipped out his massive purple walrus.
by Dejavu42 February 12, 2009
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Bloody Walrus

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
by Smeckley April 7, 2008
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walrus cunt

A.a woman who has been fucked so many times her vagina is "as big as a walrus"

B.a woman who will only take in a man of "walrus size"

C.a very nasty derogatory term for a woman who is fat, ugly, bitchy, or slutty

D.the literal term for a walrus's vagina
A.Dave-Yo, Jessica's a walrus cunt
Jim-What?
Dave-She's a slut, you retard!

B.Jessica-Dave, you may be my first, but 4 inches is not going to cut it.
Dave-Damn walrus cunt!

C.Jessica-Look at walrus cunt Sally over there eating her cupcakes!
Susan-Hey! That's not nice!

D.Jim-yo Dave! At the zoo today, while it was asleep i saw some walrus cunt!
Dave-fucking perv!
by Bob "the fizzle" Freddy January 1, 2009
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the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
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