urinal mustache 

When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.

I almost puked when I had to use the restroom and the urinal mustache tickled my hand.

urinal mustache by halpleh November 1, 2008

Urinalism 

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.

1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?

Urinalism by Flazzorb November 7, 2019

urinal humper 

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.

Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.

urinal humper by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008

human urinal 

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.

My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.

human urinal by cmhsub December 20, 2008

Urielle 

Very attractive, sensitive, & emotional

loyal but flirty. Great in bed, a good friend, some one who is reliable to talk to. Laughs & smiles alot and cherishes friends. Very unique and appealing. Loyal to the wrong people, often ends up hurt but, covers it up with laughs.

Urielle looks nice today.

Urielle by Urielle December 16, 2014

paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011

Brendon Urie

The attractive and talented lead singer of panic! at the disco.

Brendon Urie sings lyrics written by Ryan Ross.

Brendon Urie by Geeliza February 26, 2006