United Airlines

The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.
United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.
by Rebellereign April 17, 2017
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hillsong united

a christian U2. the group is made up of many different songwriters and musicians. among them: brooke fraser (toured with john mayer) and michael guy chislett (the academy is...). more of a movement and less of a band, they continue to release both live and studio albums filled with heartfelt worship.
hillsong united is of epic proportions.
by Greg Andrews March 17, 2008
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United Abominations

1. A Megadeth album
2. A Megadeth song

(1) United Abominations is the 11th studio album from heavy metal group Megadeth. United Abominations is conisdered the best album of 2007. It is truly a masterpiece already has some legendary songs. The songs in the album are heavy, fast, and thrashy. The album also contained a remake of "A Tout Le Mode" with "A Tout Le Mode (Set Me Free)" which featured Lacuna Coil singer (and sexy) Cristina Scabbia. The album artwork features Vic Rattlehead in a make over.

The best songs are

"Washington Is Next!"
"Gears of War"
"United Abominations"
"Play For Blood"
"Sleepwalkers"
"À Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)"
"Never Walk Alone... A Call To Arms"

Despite the greatness of the band, the radio, Grammy's, and mainstream America ignored the album and Megadeth once again. They (media) instead publicized Paramore (singer needs a dynamite in her mouth to go boom), Jimmy Eat World (Jimmy! Eat bullets!), My Crappy Romance (Lack Parade sucked), Kelly Clarkson (overated), Carrie Underwood (Before she sings), Taking Lack Sunday, Avril Lavigne (needs to shut her mouth), and Foul Out Boy.

However, United Abominations peaked at #8 on the charts thanks to fans and Gigantour. Megadeth shows what rock is all about! So, I suggest listening to it.

(2) A song from Megadeth, where the lyrics slams the United Nations. The song is slow, but then goes fast.
(1) Tom: Hey! I think MCR's "Black Parade" is the greatest album of all time!

Sleazy Guy: Uh, you said the same thing about Kelly Clarkson's new album.

Tom: So!

Sleazy Guy: Then, you said the same thing when Foul Out Boy release the crappy album.

Tom: Oh, ok, let me hear your best album, Mr. I think

Sleazy Guy *slaps Tom*: shut up and listen

"Sleepwalkers" play

Tom: This is too good! Wow, this guy is talented! Wow, those other bands I love are emberassing!

Sleazy Guy: I know, my suggestion is line them up against the wall and execute!

Tom: what's the name of this album?

Sleazy Guy: United Abominations (1) (2)!

by Sleez Boy April 08, 2008
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Penchester United

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls
Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?
by LuciThaDevi June 28, 2021
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g-unit

iight i gotta settle this whole g-unit thang ya heard!

1)Its Guerilla Unit! Which means a group of people or a gang (g-unit) goes out and uses their power to bully and or harass people from another unit (Murder Inc.)

2) The g-unit we all know is made up of 50 cent, Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo which is in jail, and Young Buc.
GUERILLA unit cuz they say we bugged out............
by Skillz December 30, 2003
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Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)
Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.
by KittenJuggler May 20, 2019
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JPS Unit

a.k.a. "Juicy Poop Shooter" - Term typically used to describe the buttocks of a curvaceous woman. May also be broken down into subcategories to further describe the type of buttocks observed. The following subcategories have been developed and defined:

D Series - as in "dirty" or unappealing. Looks like it could use a good washing and scrubbing.
P Series - as in "plump" or voluptuous.
S Series - as in "sloppy" or lacking tone or firmness.
"Yo! Did you see that chick's JPS unit? It was definitely a part of the P series!!"

or

"Man! I would really like to hit that! She has got a serious JPS unit!"
by donlapalma November 23, 2009
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