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almost everyone on twitter has a mental problem
by Pul-to March 18, 2022
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A site where dumbasses post about their boring ass life talking about shit no one cares about. There is also social justice warriors/13 year old white girls who love applebees, these dumbasses will hate on their own race taking on white guilt that is stupid because they themselves are not involved in those actions, dont forget they are mostly dream stans who dox your ass if an 8 year old says the n-word or gets their pronouns wrong acting like they are the perfect person. They will draw inappropriate fan art of underage people like Dreams friends, twist and take words out of context to cancel people and no one does research on that tweet even if they have changed as a person. They will also say that black people cant be racist which is bullshit everyone can and the verified checkmark is like an ultra dumbass video game buff that makes you say the most retarded shit ever.
Person 1: did you hear what Demi Lovato said on Twitter?
Person 2: the thing about the word alien being offensive? Yeah she's fucking stupid
by Heroin addict October 21, 2021
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A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.
People on twitter are pieces of shit.
by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022
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a circus as a social media platform with loads of clowns that get angry at everything physically possible, even more strongly at opposing opinions
guy 1: uses twitter and states his dislike of pineapple pizza
twitter user: kys bitch
by epic cool dude March 19, 2023
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The media app for people who are currently in a mental hospital.
Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-

Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw

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by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 5, 2021
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Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.
Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter!
by poostix December 11, 2009
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A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status
Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...
by sevenoddseven December 26, 2010
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