Tattle Tube

Showing a video recording of a drunk friend to their parents.

Tanner was disowned after he got Tattle Tubed.

by DarkRyuujin October 21, 2014

twatterboarding

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

twatalescent

Those asshole kids who are half-way between suck and dick. Often referred to as "pre-teens".

So today my twatalescent rolled her eyes at me and said, "I was gonna walk the dog because it's fun, but its not like I even get paid for it!"

by twatsinaname December 10, 2015

Tattle-worthy

A wrongdoing that deserves attention and should be reported

Singing at the table is not a tattle-worthy offense.

Standing on the kitchen table and using knives as microphones is a tattle-worthy offense.

by DandelionWine May 13, 2016

Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

by Dywan February 23, 2017

Twittletale

Someone who, when a person is subtweeting, tags the person being talked about into the thread (usually for the purpose of siccing them/their followers on the subtweeter).

Some twittletale tagged my thread and now I have a bunch of randos clogging my mentions calling me a cuck.

by Librarian Mike March 16, 2017

twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017