Turbo Tax

A nickname given to someone who is so nosy that they will stop at nothing, even if you are there, to go through your shit. Especially valid when said shit involves your tax information.

"Whats goin on? Whatchu want for lunch? Did you e-file yet, dawg? Did you itemize all your deductions, dawg? These your W-2s?"

"Fuck off and mind your own business, Turbo Tax!"

by embreeder February 24, 2009

Turbo Slut

A slut firing on all cylinders.

Paddy : I gave that bitch one in every hole last night
Tom : Jeez, that girls some turbo slut!

by Pencil Turner January 14, 2008

Turbo Mode

A state of pure excitement so intense that individuals that enter this state are not accountable for, and oftentimes will not remember their actions.

"After the Chevelle concert, I went into turbo mode and blacked out. The next thing I knew I was gnawing on the bones of a large mammal, I think it was a cougar."

or

Guy 1: "Dude, what the hell, last night you beat the shit out of me and pissed on my car"
Guy 2: "Did I? Sorry man, I had just gotten paid and I was in turbo mode"
Guy 1: "Oh, you were in turbo mode, it's cool then"

by TRON 2.0 January 25, 2008

turbo fag

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

"I'm simply gobsmacked at how much of turbo fag you can be!"

by rickwhohatesyou August 07, 2006

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

turbo slag

The lag a man observes in his girlfriends walking when she sees a turbo charged vehicle (Eg: Lada Niva 1600 Turbo), as she is impressed with the car, which is far superior to her boyfriends shitbox (Eg: Mazda 2), and would like to run off with the driver. A play on the technical term "Turbo Lag" which refers to the time between the accelerator being used, and exhaust gasses creating boost through use of a turbine

1) Ben: Man,i was walking with Shazza the other day and she saw Julian drive past in the Lada Niva 1600 Turbo. She was getting epic Turbo Slag

2) I had doubts about my girlfriend liking me when she was getting really heavy Turbo Slag over Robbo's WRX, and when his blowoff valve went i knew i had lost her

by Brody Reid Yr 10 April 07, 2008

turbo gay

Something extremely gay. Gay to the next level + 1.

The receiving end of being pwnd.

I can't believe he shot me from across the map. That was turbo gay!

by P[sA] December 02, 2004