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Tucker Carlson 

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.
You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

Tucker'd off 

To dodge or attack in a manner that results in accidental suicide; Usually in reference to the Super Smash Brothers series (Nintendo.) Common term to describe accident-probed players.
Friend: *Captain Falcon uses Falcon Punch!*
You: *Air dodge at the edge, and slides off unable to use recovery*
Friend: Haha!
You: Shit, I tucker'd off...
Tucker'd off by MLG farming January 9, 2011

tucker max 

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.
Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.
tucker max by TuckerMaxisFake October 5, 2006

tucker otterson 

Tucker otterson is a dude who likes to kill helples animals and film it . Afterwards he has sex with the body . He is a poacher who got nailed by the California department of fish and game. This event was televised on Nat geo's show wild justice
Tucker otterson fucked a pig filmed it to show all his friends, as if that was normal
tucker otterson by turdboy11-31.75 February 4, 2013

tucker max drunk 

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them
After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

tucker slap 

when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.
Yeah, I tucker slapped her...