trouserlessly

To perform without trousers

Rasputin liked to paint trouserlessly

trouserlessly by ISAW December 28, 2007

Trouser Weiner 

To poke the bottom of one's shirt (preferably a button up) through the zip in the your trousers. This created a weiner type effect, but with the material of your shirt as opposed to an actual penis. To obtain an erection like effect do the zip up all the way to the top, trapping the shirt. This will make it stand up.

Callum made the funniest trouser weiner on the bus today! It was 6 inches high!

Trouser Weiner by JoshuaFoShizzle November 28, 2006

trouser nuke 

A monster hard on that never seems to end, until it's too late.

Damn! This trouser nuke's about to blow!

trouser nuke by Dr. Rabbit October 5, 2007

Rainbow Trouser Trout 

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

Rainbow Trouser Trout by MrHead April 25, 2022

Trouser

You wear them on your legs

Susan could not escape from her trouser prison

Trouser by Sticky Hands July 4, 2006

Texas Trouser Headlock 

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

Texas Trouser Headlock by n.l.c. December 11, 2008

Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

Trouser Erection by Leon Walker July 16, 2008