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School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.
Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
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toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
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toilet tricks

Any sexual act on a toilet
Me and me girl did toilet tricks last night.
by Trome November 30, 2017
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toilet rocker

A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.
by bhcrypto August 20, 2013
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Toilet Game

A game of any kind that may be played using one hand; therefore leaving one hand free to brace yourself, wipe etc
Dude! Have you tired that new game?!? It is a good TOILET GAME
by Sir Wellington the Third December 31, 2016
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toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode
projectile dirrrhea
by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003
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Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.
- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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