tia tequila

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!

"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."

by Doc_Camber January 28, 2017

Tia

Tia is an amazing person who everyone likes and she is a pug. She hates maths tho and hates primary school

Tia is an amazing pug

by Doug the pug fan October 19, 2019

Malia tia

Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)

Girl 1: that person is so mouth drooling
Girl 2: that must be a malia tia

by Hejejejdne December 1, 2020

Tia

Did you know that tia is a sweet loving girl who cares about evreyone.

Do you know Tia. Yeah she is amazing.

by Tia hanson December 16, 2020

Tia

She's a really amazing person, the funniest and most interesting out of the lout. She's the most understanding and caring woman that one might find and if you ever get to know her, consider yourself the luckiest person alive. She's talented beyond compare and never fail to leave you speechless or blow your socks off whenever she talks about all the things she loves and does in only one day. She's as beautiful as one can be and always manages to look pretty all day, everyday. BUT most importantly, she's a sweetheart and will always have the best wishes for you. I know i am only giving a definitions for the broad name here but the Tia i know is the most special person in the world and if you ever get to be with a Tia, take my advice and never let her go.

Guy 1: OH WAIT, IS THAT TIA WHO JUST WALKED IN?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I think I just saw the room light up, what magix is this
Guy 3: Pretty sure you suffer from epilepsy but yeah, she's really amazing dude

by the lil momo November 29, 2020

Tia

She's a really amazing person, you cant say that enough amount of times to do her justice. She's a really understanding friend and caring would be a huge understatement to describe everything she does for the people she loves. She's one of the most interesting person you'll ever meet and consider yourself one lucky ass person if you ever come across a Tia. The one who i know is beautiful beyond compare and never fails to amaze me and make me one red lil tomato whenever I see her. All in all, no amount of words would be enough to describe her magic. The Tia i know is the most special hooman i have ever met and I couldn't be more thankful for having her in my life, by my side. I'll just say that if you ever meet a Tia, never ever let her go and to all the other Tia's in the world. lolz @ u because you can never match up to the one I know

Guy 1: Oh is that Tia who entered the room?
Guy 2: Yeah man, the whole room just lit up, did you not notice
Guy 3: Pretty sure you just have epilepsy but yeah, she's quite amazing

by the lil momo November 29, 2020

Tia

Asks to see an item of clothing after which exclaiming "that's mine!" in a high pitched tone.

Tia: "hey can I look at that Hoodie?... THATS MIIII*NE"

by David Colburn October 27, 2020