Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist May 14, 2018

cramp your style

To embarrass someone or ruin their public image (P.I.)

Erv: "Man, skinny Tri Delts are like fat chicks, they're fun to ride, but everyone knows they're Tri Delts and they're probably really fat, in reality, so they cramp your style."
Gil: "No I got a better one. Fat chicks are EXACTLY like Tri Delts."
Erv: "Why?"
Gil: "They're both FAT!"
Both: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!! HAHA! Ha."
Erv: "That really wasn't funny."
Gil: "Nope."
Erv: "Let's go whale watching."
Gil: "There's no ocean around."
Erv: "No, but the Tri Delts are going on a trip to the lake today."
Gil: "AWWWWWW RIIIIIGHT! Giggidy giggidy!"

by Nick D June 04, 2004

cramping my style

When Francisco Fear gets pissed with you using similar clothes or hairstyle w/o even doing it well.

"Cara, tu tá muito cramping my style!!"

by miguelzudopaugigantesco September 27, 2013

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 18, 2004

Cock suckers cramp

The facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. Often referred to in a joke with a punch line...do you get it? How often?

My co-worker asked me this joke. I kicked his ass, and as he laid bloodied on the floor I told him never to tell me the "cock suckers cramp" joke again.

by Ocean reefer III June 25, 2009

Head Bangers Cramp

Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.

Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"

Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."

by Timmy_222 October 13, 2009

cock sucker cramps

cock sucker cramps: look on a person face in which eyes and mouth are wide open. Known as the deer in the headlights look.

Vicky had a bad case of cock sucker cramps after Steve told her he gave her a STD.

by thewombbeater December 20, 2009