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the beatles

a massive fucking cult that will destroy you from the inside out. yooo took your biscuits.
the Beatles: a band that influenced many horny teens and sad adults.
the beatles by georgeharrison67 November 1, 2025

The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server 

We don't talk about that place...

eugh....
I got banned from The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server for arguing with the mods who were trying to convince me that there were 15 genders

The Beatles Cartoon 

Hell.
It was a cartoon featuring songs by The Beatles with Paul, John, George, and Ringo. The show ran for 3 seasons 1965-1967, it would have The Beatles going on adventures but often times would get very odd. The Beatles were voiced by Paul Frees and Lance Percival. It was created by god but ended up in Satan’s clutches, it’s beautiful but terrible at the same time, just go watch it.
“Did you hear about The Beatles Cartoon”
“Yeah, why”
“It’s taken over my life H E L P”

The Beatles Fallacy 

The Beatles Fallacy is the hegemonic misconception among hack musicologists that the British Rock band The Beatles were "revolutionary" or "groundbreaking" in the history of music, ignoring earlier rock and roll, garage, and politically relevant songwriting; the Beatles are mistakenly assumed to have invented or been the "most influential" in the myriad styles they performed, despite the existence of contemporaries like The Rolling Stones, The Sonics, etc., and the pre-existence of like way harder albums than Revolver.

NOTE: The Beatles Fallacy is related to the misconception that Rock and Roll prior to 1960 was all hokey crap, and is the bastard stepchild of the Elvis Hypothesis, crediting "The King" with the invention of Rock and Roll, thereby ignoring shit black people had been doing for like 10 years.
The Beatles are obviously the most influential rock band of all time," said Adam the music hack, espousing The Beatles Fallacy.
The Beatles Fallacy by barry b September 16, 2010

With The Beatles 

2nd album by The Beatles, released in 1963.

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
It Won't Be Long
All I've Got To Do
All My Loving
Don't Bother Me
Little Child
Till There Was You
Please Mister Postman
-SIDE 2-
Roll Over Beethoven
Hold Me Tight
You Really Got A Hold On Me
I Wanna Be Your Man
Devil In Her Heart
Not A Second Time
Money (That's What I Want)
"I really like this song, who made it?"
"It's by The Beatles!"
"Oh, in which album is it?"
"It's in With The Beatles"

meet the beatles 

act of seducing someone by claiming you have a 'beatles poster' in your room they must see, then posing seductively in a traditionally playboyesque pose until sex is had.
Guy at party: Hey, I have this great Abby Road poster in my room. You should come up and see it.

Girl: …okay sounds good.

Friend, talking to another friend: Look's like they're going to meet the beatles soon.