toilet tricks

Any sexual act on a toilet

Me and me girl did toilet tricks last night.

by Trome November 30, 2017

Mystic Toilet

Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.

I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.

by Aendaeron Bluescale November 23, 2013

School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

peace toilet

When your body is in pain for any reason (drinking, drugs, bad food, sick) you might need peace toilet when you spend anywhere from a few minutes to hours, ideally naked, on the toilet with no interruptions.

my body is not happy, I am going to the peace toilet and I don't know how long I'll be!

by mcd0we11 March 19, 2011

Toilet Game

A game of any kind that may be played using one hand; therefore leaving one hand free to brace yourself, wipe etc

Dude! Have you tired that new game?!? It is a good TOILET GAME

by Sir Wellington the Third December 31, 2016

toilet painting

a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode

projectile dirrrhea

by Sirgey Pinchalov September 20, 2003

Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.

- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012