Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.
Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.
by Swole D-bag December 27, 2014

by Hdjsvtjs idk cdiscdjdvd December 15, 2019

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.
by yatomeino June 10, 2018

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.
by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009

v. To hum at a certain frequency for a period of 0.3 seconds in order to test a sound sensitive electronic circuit.
May also include the infamous 'Helloooo~' to get a long sound wave to look at.
Often hilarious to watch.
May also include the infamous 'Helloooo~' to get a long sound wave to look at.
Often hilarious to watch.
My circuit got Neil Tested! He was saying 'Hellooo' for an entire minute before realizing the oscilloscope was disconnected! ROFL
by CJ @ College February 27, 2011

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?
Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.
Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.
by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.
"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "
"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."
"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."
"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009
