Intellectual TapOut

When a conversation goes above your intellectual capabilities, you tap your conversation partner 3 times on the shoulder, and leave. Also called ITO.

"Dude, It was an Intellectual TapOut within the first 2 powerpoint slides. Bob didn’t stand a chance with the CEO."

"Once we cranked up the Intellectual Bandwidth, Bob called an ITO like he was Pee Wee Herman."

"I’ll gladly provide a cerebral body blow that will ITO Bob in the first round”

by SBlanky June 3, 2010

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked.

Holy Tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait

by Foliage September 19, 2020

Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011

tadpole

v: the act of inserting one's soft flaccid penis into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. Upon insertion the soft and flaccid penis may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.

Last night I gave Axl the tadpole. His sweaty ass hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.

by Nick Polise August 28, 2008

Tapon

Always wasting time and taking up space. An average Joe, just stupid, would do anything for money and free beer.

Tapon you are a pendejo!!! Vamos a bultear como solo tu sabes.

Ahi viene TAPON el bulto.

by Logitech April 25, 2005

Tapple

That awkward moment when two strangers make eye contact, and immediately look away.

Dude, I was on the bus earlier, and some blonde girl and I tapple'd. It was so awkward.

by ChildishGambinbro August 20, 2016

Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 30, 2007