the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.
by the :#r May 12, 2010
Get the awkward switch swap mug.When a shopper fills their cart with anything that looks interesting or good, giving absolutely no thought to the cost of these things. They proceed to the check-out lane and hold up the line as they ask the cashier to scan different combinations of items, until they finally decide on a group of things that they are happy with *and* can afford.
While most people with a limited amount of shopping money would take the time to add up prices in their mind/on paper/on a calculator, and estimate their total, this person seems to believe that they can grab whatever and it will just magically work out somehow. No matter how many times they leave without everything they selected, they will always try it again next time.
While most people with a limited amount of shopping money would take the time to add up prices in their mind/on paper/on a calculator, and estimate their total, this person seems to believe that they can grab whatever and it will just magically work out somehow. No matter how many times they leave without everything they selected, they will always try it again next time.
After watching the cashier scan four items for the current customer, only to remove three and then be asked to scan two more, Jim realized that this check out swap out was going to take a while.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 9, 2013
Get the check out swap out mug.After removing fiber from one's diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual's anus. For members of the same sex, the act is only considered homosexual in nature if the rectums touch (intentionally or unintentionally). This act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a homosexual.
Randy and I performed The Chocolate Drop and Swap while hanging out last night. It was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.
by Mister Wanky December 8, 2013
Get the the chocolate drop and swap mug.After taking a shit, you don't not manage to wipe all shit residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over shit residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap ass. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy ass butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap ass, his left over shit residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.
by dezstbbinn March 12, 2009
Get the swap ass mug.by Jose Joselo October 9, 2005
Get the seapoon mug.A term used to call a person just got his sex swapped. For males, if he loses his precious organ located between his legs, it's technically called sex swapped. And for females, if she gets a pen15 implanted in the place where it's suppose to be a vjj, it's also called sex swap.
John: "Look, Tim was playing around with fire and lost his pen15 from fire. He got sex swapped."
Jeanne: "I'm sex swapping in Thailand today. It's much cheaper over there than in USA"
Jeanne: "I'm sex swapping in Thailand today. It's much cheaper over there than in USA"
by Jason Milburn July 9, 2014
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