Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

Joe Store

Yes, it's finally here! The Joe store! The one place to get your one and only Joe(s). They may be crazy, but they are really cheap. ONLY $1,000,000,000,000! Come to the Joe store and get your Joe now for a cheap price! (ORIGINAL PRICE: $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Felicity: Check out this new Joe store! It's really cheap!
Tracy: Really? How cheap?
Felicity: This cheap: $1,000,000,000,000
Tracy: Can I see?
Felicity: Mkay, here.
Tracy: AHHH!!!!!!!
Joe: *Murders Tracy*

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet

Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later

by Tom Pette January 13, 2022

lego store

the definition of heaven for men and 4 years and hell for anyone wallet

:) it a lego store
-$10000000 from bank

by monkey :? May 17, 2022

Milk Store

The place all fathers go

Your dad went out to get some Milk at the Milk Store. In the mean time you can try to get some Bitches

by OrdinaryDemiGuy May 21, 2022

Ab Store

The gym. Where people build abdominal muscles.

Ima go to the ab store to build some six packs!

by Pro Rata August 5, 2012

Womb Store

A store whereas you can purchase new and used wombs with L.E.D. lighting, infrared sensors, and alarms that go off when your too close to the vagina.

Roomy Womb Store

by Dally1234 July 24, 2010