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touch squirt

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.
by riboflavin December 9, 2008
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square badger

A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.
I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.
by jakv5 January 9, 2005
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dixie square mall

Famous shopping mall in Harvey, Illinois, a south suburb of Chicago. This mall opened in 1966, and closed in 1978. It remaind abandoned and decaying away from 1979 to at least 2006, when demolition began.

This mall was made famous when it was used in the Blues Brothers movie in 1979.

The story of why the mall has been standing for so long and why the demolition of 2006 may be on hold is a sordid tale that includes government corruption, crime, environmental law and a host of other interesting information.

This mall is featured on Deadmalls.com and dixiesquare.com.
Many urban exploreres have visited and photograped the Dixie Square Mall in the last 25 years.
by Matt287 May 8, 2006
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Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
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giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
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The Squirts

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!
by AnonymousHippopotamus December 12, 2006
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square root of 69

is 8-something.

proved by Drake & Google Calculator.
well, the square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386292 to be precise.
by hashtag hashbrowns 360 June 13, 2013
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