Squelt

A Ceasonal wizard who died in an Upper Spring Cave.

Squelt, I wish I knew you were my uncle before, but my father had his reasons I guess.

by 10:29 AM March 1, 2017

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Squintoception

That feeling when you look at the sun and you know you will have to squint but continue to do so even though it is uncomfortable.

Ian fucked up his drives test because he kept looking at the sun, causing him to experience squintoception.

by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019

Squint-a-chink

An almost cute chinky bitch with a tight pussy, no personality, and a temper for the ages.

“Goddamn dawg, I drudge-fucked a hottie last nite - I say drudge-fucked cuz she was a squint-a-chink!”
“Dayum - high five, niggbo!”

by SackmaBooolz October 16, 2019

squinterd

A word for an asian nerd

Squint=eye shape

erd=nerd

squinterd

Look at that squinterd. 3 A+'s in a row!

by Cl0udYYY March 31, 2022

SquidThings

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.

A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.

by Christianity Today June 24, 2022

Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008