Splimp

A SIMP and a Pimp combined.

Aaron is such a Splimp dude.

by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020

Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".

Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!

by One off handle January 27, 2022

JC Slump

The JC Slump is when two people do not talk to each other for a long period of time, with in some cases the exception of texting.

Bro, my girl won't talk to me. I'm in a Jc slump.

by Meee217 January 25, 2017

booty slumpt

When someone is reallyyyy tired and just wants to sleep in class or somewhere

Yo I’m booty slumpt, I just wanna go home and sleep

by Ty89boss February 11, 2018

Donald Slump

That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.

Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Melvin P. Shlump

A false name, used worldwide, given to the police when they cannot identify you.

I lied to the officer, told her my name was Melvin P. Shlump she said I was the third Melvin that week.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020